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May 20th, 2009
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April 1st, 2009
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March 27th, 2009
| 12:42 am
It's no longer a rhetorical question. Here is visual proof:
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March 25th, 2009
| 08:18 am
Leo, Jana: I am Uber, and you are not.
What do astrophysicists' cats walk on? (answer at end of post)
Helio-paws! (my beautiful wife came up with that one)
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March 24th, 2009
March 21st, 2009
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February 8th, 2009
| 09:40 pm
Internet bravery:
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December 14th, 2008
| 12:24 pm - Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life today. Sorry, Leo, it isn't a real commercial. It's funny as shit anyway.
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September 22nd, 2008
 | 08:02 am
Yesterday my beautiful wife asked me to go dispose of a possible dead mouse. She directed me to the bookshelves in the living room and said it was under this one book back in a corner that was well shadowed. I moved the books around and found what she had seen. It was my momma's bronze baby shoe. :P
Podcast of the day:
This Week In Science
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September 12th, 2008
| 12:25 pm
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December 3rd, 2006
December 2nd, 2006
| 09:20 am
Pete died last week. It was just after we put an algae pill in, so now there are little dots of algae all over. So we bought another Pete. This one is a black mystery snail, instead of ivory. He's a little bigger than the old Pete. The new one came with a little tiny baby Pete on his back. He's about half the size of a BB, and his shell is translucent. We're afraid that Frankenstein might eat him. Frankie likes to pick up rocks and spit them out. He doesn't really like the pellet food, though, so we hope he'll spit out Little Pete too. I guess we'll find out if one day we have two Petes instead of just one.
And stolen from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) altamira16
http://glumbert.com/media/wife
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September 30th, 2006
| 08:42 am
ninvampiress: I did two loads of laundry last night. Well, actually one. The other is still in the washer. No, dryer. *gives rock and roll hand signal*
me: did you fold anything?
ninvampiress: ha, what planet do we live on?
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September 22nd, 2006
 | 12:16 pm
me: I've given you one since you've given me one.
ninvampiress Well, we both think that, so you're wrong.
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August 10th, 2006
June 14th, 2006
| 10:17 am
I asked my girlfriend to get me some Pringles. She brought the can back in her pants. How did I get so lucky?
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May 25th, 2006
April 2nd, 2006
| 10:23 am
"I don't think people who don't masturbate really deserve good orgasms." - ninvampiress
Current Location: your mom's house
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March 14th, 2006
 | 10:39 am
Jaz just ate one of the heads off of Herman, our Venus fly trap. ninvampiress said that she was nibbling at it, and the trap closed on her lip, and flossed her whiskers as she pulled away. Then apparently she ate it while I was being beckoned.
Current Music: David Bowie - Lady Grinning Soul
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March 13th, 2006
| 11:38 am
Taco Syndrome: Getting it in your head that someone particularly likes or dislikes something when it isn't true. (origin) For whatever reason I was convinced that ninvampiress loved tacos. Every now and then we'll be trying to figure out what to eat, and I'll suggest tacos, and mention that she likes them.
Tuna Fish Sandwich Syndrome: Participating in an activity to please your partner, when neither of you actually like it. (origin) I heard a sappy anecdote once about an elderly man confessing to his wife that he doesn't like the tuna fish sandwiches she makes, and she confesses the same, but have been eating them for fifty years because she makes them and he eats them.
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
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